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Delta Bravos. Also, Larry "Chipper" Jones is the worst. Go Padres.

June 11, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

As has been publicized for years now on the illustrious baseball blog, Go Mets Die Braves, the Braves are a terrible, terrible team that employs terrible, terrible players.  Now retired, none […]

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Vedder Cup to Remain in San Diego FOREVER

May 30, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

With the victory last night, the Padres ensured that the vaunted Vedder Cup stays in its rightful home right here in San Diego.  That’s a good thing since Felix Hernandez is pitching […]

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Gio Gonzalez? More like Gio Dongzalez! Amirite?!?!

May 17, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

After a thorough crushing last night, at least we can take solace in the fact that the stadium was really into the game which made it a little more fun.  […]

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The Padres Jagoff Take on the Change the Padres Movement

May 15, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

When I first heard about the Change the Padres movement on the Darren Smith Show months ago, I was totally pumped.  Pumped that someone, in this case David Marver, was […]

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Home Opener! Dodgers Hit the Golden Showers

April 9, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

To celebrate the long awaited home opener, we bring you our expert prediction via MS Paint illustration of today’s game.  The Padres can’t possibly start the season 1-6.  Right?  RIGHT?!?!  […]

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Dexter Fowler – Glory Hole Addict

April 7, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

As long as the Padres want to continue this silly charade of not playing winning baseball, we here at Padres Jagoff can keep harassing the opposing team via MS Paint […]

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For Serious – Padres Season Ticket Holders… Sorry, "Members"… Totally Boned

April 5, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

Putting the MS Paint dick jokes on hold for a second, I think it’s important to discuss an important issue facing the Padres. I saw some recent discussion on Padres […]

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Todd Helton Gets Iced… with PEEN

April 5, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

This picture was almost too easy.  With the crushing Padres victory yesterday, it’s time for our BIG FREE AGENT ACQUISITION to show he’s worth all those millios.  Jason Marquis will […]

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TOTAL EXCLUSIVE: New Grub at Petco: EL PUEBLO

April 3, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

As a season ticket holder, wait… sorry… a MEMBER, I obsess over the food options at Petco.  I nagged last season about why, oh why, the Padres would tease us […]

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Todd Helton Has A Secret Talent! Padres win!

April 17, 2012by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]

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