As has been publicized for years now on the illustrious baseball blog, Go Mets Die Braves, the Braves are a terrible, terrible team that employs terrible, terrible players. Now retired, none […]
With the victory last night, the Padres ensured that the vaunted Vedder Cup stays in its rightful home right here in San Diego. That’s a good thing since Felix Hernandez is pitching […]
After a thorough crushing last night, at least we can take solace in the fact that the stadium was really into the game which made it a little more fun. […]
When I first heard about the Change the Padres movement on the Darren Smith Show months ago, I was totally pumped. Pumped that someone, in this case David Marver, was […]
To celebrate the long awaited home opener, we bring you our expert prediction via MS Paint illustration of today’s game. The Padres can’t possibly start the season 1-6. Right? RIGHT?!?! […]
As long as the Padres want to continue this silly charade of not playing winning baseball, we here at Padres Jagoff can keep harassing the opposing team via MS Paint […]
Putting the MS Paint dick jokes on hold for a second, I think it’s important to discuss an important issue facing the Padres. I saw some recent discussion on Padres […]
This picture was almost too easy. With the crushing Padres victory yesterday, it’s time for our BIG FREE AGENT ACQUISITION to show he’s worth all those millios. Jason Marquis will […]
As a season ticket holder, wait… sorry… a MEMBER, I obsess over the food options at Petco. I nagged last season about why, oh why, the Padres would tease us […]
As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]
