Depth: it’s fucking great
A few weeks back, the Chicago White Sox designated Yonder Alonso for assignment, ending his short stint with the club. The White Sox paid his million dollar buyout, which is […]
Category Archives: Analysis
Christian Bethancourt Racks up Rapid Rewards Points On The Way to El Paso
In a terrible hit to the Padres marketing department, “the most interesting man in baseball” Christian Bethancourt was outrighted from the 40 man roster and sent to El Paso. The […]
The best realistic outcome for the 2017 Padres
Around the same time last year, I penned an article on the most positive, realistic outcome for the 2016 Padres. Rather than writing about how the Padres could be good, […]
Star zWARs: Some True Hope
The 2017 season will not end with the Padres hoisting a World Series title trophy. They’re going to be bad, as pretty much everyone agrees. But that doesn’t mean good […]
Largest Padres “focus group” ever conclusively debunks Fowler uniform claims
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B(oston)BWAA Makes Trevor Wait
Trevor Hoffman is a future Hall of Fame closer. At least that’s what everyone is saying after he finished just five votes short of joining Pudge, Jeff Bagwell, and Tim Raines […]
After Chargers extend middle finger, Padres extend middle of order
Just one day after Dean Spanos relocated a franchise he didn’t earn, Padres ownership breathed some fresh air into San Diego’s downtrodden sports fans, spending some of their actually earned money […]
How to vote Padres this election
Did you know there’s an election coming up? I bet you didn’t. When you go to the polls to help America decide between a corrupt Russian-esque President or a President […]
Top 75 Padres Prospects: End of 2016
The end of 2016 means an updated prospects list. There’s not a whole lot of movement up top, but some pretty significant movement once you reach the thirties. A few players […]
Spanos gives Faulconer event revenue concession, still may screw Padres
The mayor of San Diego recently endorsed Measure C, putting his political clout behind the Chargers’ new stadium initiative. According to the Union Tribune, Faulconer’s decision to break his silence […]
