Bryce Harper in a Sticky Situation

· by · in Bryce Harper, DC, dicks, Padres Jagoff. ·

After a totally crushing couple of weeks for the Padres, they head to DC to take on the overrated Nationals.  The Padres have an outstanding record historically at DC, which can only be helped by Padres Jagoff making a weekend of it and watching the series IN PERSON.  Everth is back which can only help, but we will miss the Pedro Ciriaco wordplay.  

Here’s Bryce Harper with a huge dick, utilizing some cutting edge technology discovered by Padres Jagoff last night.

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