The 2021 failure, why fWAR is broken, and Eric Hosmer
Well, shit. The most promising year of Padres baseball since George Bush was President appears to be just another disappointing season in a long streak of disappointing seasons. We should […]
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Gwynntelligence Podcast: Pham, Profar, Pomeranz, and no more Urías
The “agenda” Marver and Corey recap the offseason to-date: 1. Pham is a Padre2. The Urías trade3. Is this all a good use a money?4. Brown uniforms In addition to […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast #96: The trade deadline
The “agenda” Marver and HJ recap the trade deadline: 1. Franmil is gone 2. Trammell’s prospect profile 3. Where do the Padres go from here in the offseason? 4. Is […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast #95: Chamner and Marver talk Hosmer, Andy Green, and the deadline
The “agenda” Marver and the Chamner podcast from across the country, touching on a number of hot-button issues: 1. Andy Green 2. The Padres struggling analytics department 3. The trade […]
Depth: it’s fucking great
A few weeks back, the Chicago White Sox designated Yonder Alonso for assignment, ending his short stint with the club. The White Sox paid his million dollar buyout, which is […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast: Corey Stewart on the Padres comeback in San Fran and Luis Urias callup
The “agenda”: Corey Stewart drops by Marver Manor to talk about the Padres unreal comeback in San Francisco, Urias’s debut, the rotation struggling to go deep into games, our ridiculous […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast: Tatis!, Andy Green job security, the lineup, and our Padres season predictions
The “agenda”: We talk about Tatis making the MLB roster, Urias getting sent down, the rotation, season predictions, and Andy Green’s job security. Bonus barks from my dog Peavy as […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast: A snippet by snippet breakdown of Kevin Acee’s interview on the Darren Smith Show
The “agenda” I play Kevin Acee’s entire interview on the Darren Smith Show on the podcast, stopping to breakdown logical fallacies and rebuke various talking points. In addition to playing […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast: A line by line breakdown of Kevin Acee’s article on the Padres Crying Poor
The “agenda” I read Kevin Acee’s entire article on the podcast, stopping to breakdown logical fallacies, highlight contradictory statements, and otherwise comment on the behemoth of bullshit the Padres heaped […]
A quick plea: do not trade the farm right now
It’s been over a calendar year since I’ve written here, so I might as well reset Jagoff’s “when was the last time Marver wrote something” counter. I’ll make this short […]
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