Super Cheater Ryan Braun in Town to be Pummeled
Ryan Braun doesn’t get enough booing for how big of a steroid using, loophole using cheater that he is. Luckily, we have our chance tonight against the hated Brewers. Let’s […]
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Realistically, how can the Padres NOT sweep the Giants? Also, Madison Bumgarner is a butthead.
After a crushing sweep of the terrible Doyers, the Padres get ready to pound the stupid fartface Giants. Clouded by controversy the past few weeks, the Padres are sending Edinson […]
Opening Day vs Jon Niese the Pe-niese
In honor of opening day, Padres Jagoff is making a triumphant return. The Padres are facing the sad sack Mets this morning, led by relative unknown Jon Niese. As this […]
Jayson Werth is thirsty!
The Padres are playing the Nats this week – the 1st place Nats – though I’d never say that after watching the Nats in DC since they moved there in […]
