After a terrible start to the season against the Dodgers, the Padres host the Diamondbacks starting Tuesday. I’ve got a ticket to Thursday’s game which should be epic. After going on Saturday night, I’ve got to say – no one loses in a more boring fashion than the Padres. No one scores 5 runs in a more boring fashion than the Padres. If you want to watch a team that can’t hit, and has a 5 run inning with two hits, 3 walks and a hit by pitch, this is the team! Just brutal. Hopefully Dustin Mosely recovers and his arm doesn’t fall off, but his history is really pointing towards being a one armed man at some point.
i great start to an overlooked but important niche of baseball fandom. i look forward to many potentially libelous cartoons calling into question the supposed heterosexuality of NL West ball players in the near future.