To celebrate the long awaited home opener, we bring you our expert prediction via MS Paint illustration of today’s game.  The Padres can’t possibly start the season 1-6.  Right?  RIGHT?!?!  Let’s hope Clayton Richard can gain somewhere between 5 and 25 miles per hour back on his fastball compared to his last start.  Padres Jagoff will be in attendance at this inevitable Padres victory.