Padres to Crush Rockies: Troy Tulowitzki has a Special Talent

After last night’s exciting and awesome display of Ron Swanson-esque manliness by Carlos Quentin, Clayton Richard, and the Padres in general (you know, except for winning the game), the Pads are getting ready to inevitably sweep the Rockies this weekend.  With Tyson Ross going tonight, it might not be a good time to hope for a starting pitcher to go longer than 5 innings, but there’s first times for everything.  For tonight’s game, Padres Jagoff is going back to the basics: dick jokes, MS Paint dongs (multiple!) and hated opposing team players.  A great time for pals!


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