Padres mouthpiece tips that the Padres won’t sign Tomas
The chief mouthpiece of the Padres, Corey Brock, has basically tipped off that the Padres will not be signing Yasmany Tomas. I base this on what Corey Brock has said […]
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Let’s Boo Ryan Braun for the Right Reasons
Every time Milwaukee comes into town, I see a flurry of Tweets bashing Ryan Braun as a terrible, awful steroid taker. A cheater. Lord knows I love making fun of […]
Ranking the Padres: The Zeroes
In the first part of the series, I covered the Padres who have negative value. To remind you, a negative value is only possible if the player is on a […]
Obligatory Mid Season Padres Review
It is pretty standard fare for a baseball blog to recap their teams’ first half during the All Star break, and despite not being recognized by Sports Illustrated along with […]
Secrets of Petco Park
Totally ignoring the subpar onfield performance of the Padres this season, management has undertaken a few fan unfriendly policies to wring every last dollar out of Petco Park. The team […]
Padres Look for First Spring Win
Well at least we can’t lose our reigning Vedder Cup CHAMPIONSHIP during Spring Training. The Padres dropped their first two spring games in embarassing fashion to the Mariners, but there […]
Delta Bravos. Also, Larry "Chipper" Jones is the worst. Go Padres.
As has been publicized for years now on the illustrious baseball blog, Go Mets Die Braves, the Braves are a terrible, terrible team that employs terrible, terrible players. Now retired, none […]
Vedder Cup to Remain in San Diego FOREVER
With the victory last night, the Padres ensured that the vaunted Vedder Cup stays in its rightful home right here in San Diego. That’s a good thing since Felix Hernandez is pitching […]
Gio Gonzalez? More like Gio Dongzalez! Amirite?!?!
After a thorough crushing last night, at least we can take solace in the fact that the stadium was really into the game which made it a little more fun. […]
The Padres Jagoff Take on the Change the Padres Movement
When I first heard about the Change the Padres movement on the Darren Smith Show months ago, I was totally pumped. Pumped that someone, in this case David Marver, was […]
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