Padres Beat Up on Dodgers JV Squad, Plan to Castrate Kershaw Tonight

After last night’s thrilling victory over Edinson Volquez and the LA Doyers featuring one of the worst MLB lineups I’ve ever seen.  Tonight they face Clayton Kershaw who they will undoubtedly pummel, drown in a bathtub of urine, and then piss on his corpse, Tig style (SoA FTW).  Here’s ol’ Clayton enjoying a yummy snack!


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