Padrémon: An Introduction (Cards 1-3)
Alright, maybe you were too “cool” or old to truly enjoy Pokémon Cards, but I was not. I had an awesome grandfather who dated an older woman whose son owned […]
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Padres Jagoff is back for 2014! Clayton Kershaw’s New Contract – Padres Arch Nemesis
After a long offseason hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back and ready for 2014. Now that I have a newborn baby and am taking some time off work, I’ll have a […]
Padres Beat Up on Dodgers JV Squad, Plan to Castrate Kershaw Tonight
After last night’s thrilling victory over Edinson Volquez and the LA Doyers featuring one of the worst MLB lineups I’ve ever seen. Tonight they face Clayton Kershaw who they will […]
Pedro Ciriaco to Hit for 2 Cycles Tonight Versus the Hated Doyers
After last night’s thrilling win, made more thrilling by Huston Street’s regularly expected putrid performance, the Padres are set to take on the Doyers best pitcher, Clayton Kershaw tonight. After […]
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