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Padres Jagoff and Change the Padres Unite In Hot, Sweaty Sexual Congress

July 29, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

  Over the past two seasons or so, Padres Jagoff has established itself as your #1 source for adult themed Padres related MS Paint artwork.  It has also had brief […]

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Obligatory Mid Season Padres Review

July 19, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

It is pretty standard fare for a baseball blog to recap their teams’ first half during the All Star break, and despite not being recognized by Sports Illustrated along with […]

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Padres Jagoff Hits the Big Time with Beergate Exposure

July 5, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So I went to the Monday night game expecting to throw some Mat Latos fat jokes around and hopefully not see the Padres get shut off.  But even more unexpected […]

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Nuggets Related to the Josh Byrnes Firing

June 27, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

It’s no secret that the last week has been a tumultuous one in Padres history.  The firing of Josh Byrnes resets so many things as far as team strategy, player […]

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Blow This Team Up

June 12, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

A lot of talk today on the Tweeters about following the Houston model for blowing up this team and starting over.  First things first, I do not want Josh Byrnes […]

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Fowler and the Padres Take A Dump on Bringing Back the Brown

May 31, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

I was away last weekend on family business up in Washington.  My best laid plans at the start of the season to go to the Saturday and Sunday games flew […]

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Secrets of Petco Park

May 27, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

Totally ignoring the subpar onfield performance of the Padres this season, management has undertaken a few fan unfriendly policies to wring every last dollar out of Petco Park.  The team […]

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Padres to Beat Marlins? Maybe? Just a smidge of a chance possibly? Depressing state of affairs.

May 9, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So Padres nation seems to be pretty beaten down lately.  And can you blame them?  This team is abysmal to watch.  Yeah, the pitching is good, and yeah, real baseball […]

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Degarfinkelization: Why Can’t We Keep The Good Stuff?

May 8, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

I don’t think there’s many Padres fans that think the Jeff Moorad regime was a great ownership group.  The team certainly didn’t thrive under them, and Moorad oversaw the great […]

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Winning this Series, Crushing the Stupid Jagoff Giants, and Giving up on Yonder Alonso

April 30, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So last night was fun.  Another riveting, offense powered delight of a game to watch.  Amidst the misery though, there was reason for optimism.  Bud Black is finally starting to […]

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