Marginal Prospect Rico Noel Teaches Us How to Beat Our Kids
I was staying late at work last night like the devoted worker I am, and like usual, checked out my Tweeter feed to see what was going on in the […]
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Coming Down To Earth
After their brief flirtation with being relevant in the NL wild card race, the Padres have reverted back to their 1st half form. The offense has fallen into the toilet, […]
A Little Hope Goes A Long Way
Padres baseball can still be fun. It should be noted that the 1st half of the season was not fun to watch. Not at all. I went to the Tuesday […]
We Have Like Barely Any Home Games Left
I don’t know if Tom Werner was already installed as shadow commissioner but someone in the MLB offices has royally boned the Padres with their remaining home schedule. I was […]
Padres Jagoff and Change the Padres Unite In Hot, Sweaty Sexual Congress
Over the past two seasons or so, Padres Jagoff has established itself as your #1 source for adult themed Padres related MS Paint artwork. It has also had brief […]
Padres to Beat Marlins? Maybe? Just a smidge of a chance possibly? Depressing state of affairs.
So Padres nation seems to be pretty beaten down lately. And can you blame them? This team is abysmal to watch. Yeah, the pitching is good, and yeah, real baseball […]
Winning this Series, Crushing the Stupid Jagoff Giants, and Giving up on Yonder Alonso
So last night was fun. Another riveting, offense powered delight of a game to watch. Amidst the misery though, there was reason for optimism. Bud Black is finally starting to […]
Staring .500 in the Face – BEAT THE SUPER LAME ROCKIES
After an all around crushing victory by the Padres last night, led by totally awesome Andrew Cashner, future mayor of San Diego, the Padres have clawed to within one […]
Ignore the Negative Nancys – Padres to Literally Eviscerate Tigers Tonight
A lot of Fatalist Friedas out there pretty much assumed the Padres would get swept by the Tigers this weekend. After all, they can’t hit and Chase Headley is the […]
Petco Park Food Report 2K14 – Bringing Encinitas/Cardiff to Petco Park
With decades of mediocre Padres baseball under my belt, I’ve learned that one thing about going to Padres games that will always excite is new food options. This year’s club […]
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