Alternate Universe Padres: Padres sign Pablo Sandoval
In a move that came out of nowhere, the San Diego Padres have agreed to terms with Pablo Sandoval on a five year deal worth in excess of $100 million. […]
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A Sadly Realistic Plan for the Padres’ Offseason
At the start of the offseason, Marver posted an aggressive plan that the Padres could pursue to produce an actual playoff season in 2015. The keystone of the argument was […]
Jedd Gyorko Night in San Diego
In a stroke of marketing genius, the Padres and Wayne Partello have designated tonight Jedd Gyorko Replica Jersey Night, which CONVENIENTLY coincides with Jedd being signed to a long term […]
