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Marginal Prospect Rico Noel Teaches Us How to Beat Our Kids

September 13, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

I was staying late at work last night like the devoted worker I am, and like usual, checked out my Tweeter feed to see what was going on in the […]

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Padres to Beat Marlins? Maybe? Just a smidge of a chance possibly? Depressing state of affairs.

May 9, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So Padres nation seems to be pretty beaten down lately.  And can you blame them?  This team is abysmal to watch.  Yeah, the pitching is good, and yeah, real baseball […]

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Degarfinkelization: Why Can’t We Keep The Good Stuff?

May 8, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

I don’t think there’s many Padres fans that think the Jeff Moorad regime was a great ownership group.  The team certainly didn’t thrive under them, and Moorad oversaw the great […]

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Padres Mobile Tickets Are Hindenburgesque Disaster

April 3, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

While the Padres brass has been rolling out the red carpet for local bloggers and media the past few days, it’s most loyal customers have been dealing with the worst […]

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Conspiracy Theory – Padres, Time Warner and Fox Sports San Diego’s Convenient Deal

March 11, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

I caught up on the past couple episodes of the fantastic Padres and Pints podcast yesterday on my run and thought the discussion of the new Time Warner/FSSD deal was […]

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Cut the cord? Here’s how to bypass MLB.TV blackout restrictions and get the Padres games

March 7, 2014by Harold James Preller 4 Comments

So great news on the TV front for Padres fans this season, right?  Stupid jerkfaces Time Warner are finally carrying Fox Sports San Diego so all these new areas of […]

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State of the Padres Blogosphere

February 15, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

When I was living on the East Coast for a decade, I became so desperate for Padres baseball that I started Alta Vista-ing some of those newfangled weblogs that were […]

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Tim Lincecum is Still A Zilch

September 4, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

I had the pleasure of checking out AT&T Park a couple months ago for a Giants-Reds game.  Tim Lincecum started and gave up 7 runs in the first two innings. […]

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The Diamondbacks are Stupid Jerks

August 29, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

After devoting four hours to watching the game last night, even after forgetting to summon the Rally Unicorn, the Padres played as if the spirit of the treasured Rally Unicorn […]

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Jeff Samardzija? More like Jeff Bukkakezija! AMIRITE?!?!

August 24, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

Even though he’s been the one consistent pitcher on both of my fantasy teams, Jeff Samardzija is in for a world of hurt tonight against the “potent” padres lineup.  Plus […]

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