All Hail Sunshine Yellow
I was sitting around planning out my holiday shopping last week when it struck me how stupid it was that Mike Dee and the Padres decided not to unveil their […]
Padres Jagoff Gives the Don Orsillo Welcome the MS Paint Treatment
Padres Chief Marketing Officer and initiator of the Padres Jagoff blacklisting recently sent out a pic of the Padres staff clapping for Don Orsillo upon his entry to Petco Park. […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast – Episode 21 – Ghost of Ray Kroc
In this thrilling episode of the Gwynntelligence Podcast, Padres Jagoff laments that Marver has now relocated across the country. While he gets settled in his new, less temperate home, Jagoff […]
Bring Back Mel Proctor
As most Padres fans have heard by now, Dick Enberg is retiring as Padres TV play by play announcer after the 2016 season. Enberg, clearly a legend in sports media, […]
Value Proposition Analysis: Padres 21 Game Season Ticket Package
Amid another disappointing season of Padres baseball, the one bright spot highlighted by the media has been the increased attendance presumably due to the excitement generated from an active offseason. […]
Podcast 20-something: The Padres are going for it?
The “agenda”: Recapping the Padres’ Trade Deadline The Four Percenters and Ticket Sales The Best Padres Status in 10 Years? 2016 Payroll In addition to playing the link below, you […]
Gwynntelligence Podcast: The 2015 Trade Deadline Preview
The “agenda”: Catching Up The 2016 Padres The trade deadline Pick a shortstop The Chargers, err Padres shitty new uniforms In addition to playing the link below, you can also […]
Podcast 20 – No Marver But Plenty of Padres/Mets Talk, True Detective Chat, and Dick Joke Discussion
The agenda: After failing to get Marver to do a podcast the past few weeks, I took matters into my own hands. This means there’s a total lack of production […]
Is Grantland right? Is AJ Preller a Buffoon?
In short, no. The much reported on Grantland article by Rany Jazayerli tore AJ Preller a new one using many valid arguments and many stupid ones. Rany pointed out what […]
Lessons Learned: A #VoteAmarista retrospective and a winnable strategy for the 2016 All Star Game Vote
I learned a lot from my brief foray into All Star Game electioneering with my #VoteAmarista campaign. I learned the various factions of voters, what motivates them, and the sheer […]
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