State of the Padres Blogosphere
When I was living on the East Coast for a decade, I became so desperate for Padres baseball that I started Alta Vista-ing some of those newfangled weblogs that were […]
Padres Jagoff is back for 2014! Clayton Kershaw’s New Contract – Padres Arch Nemesis
After a long offseason hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back and ready for 2014. Now that I have a newborn baby and am taking some time off work, I’ll have a […]
Padres Beat Up on Dodgers JV Squad, Plan to Castrate Kershaw Tonight
After last night’s thrilling victory over Edinson Volquez and the LA Doyers featuring one of the worst MLB lineups I’ve ever seen. Tonight they face Clayton Kershaw who they will […]
Dodgers Are the Worst
We are hitting the home stretch in this epic battle for third place in the division. Luckily the Doyers clinched last night so we don’t have to watch stomp sandcastles […]
Tim Lincecum is Still A Zilch
I had the pleasure of checking out AT&T Park a couple months ago for a Giants-Reds game. Tim Lincecum started and gave up 7 runs in the first two innings. […]
The Diamondbacks are Stupid Jerks
After devoting four hours to watching the game last night, even after forgetting to summon the Rally Unicorn, the Padres played as if the spirit of the treasured Rally Unicorn […]
Jeff Samardzija? More like Jeff Bukkakezija! AMIRITE?!?!
Even though he’s been the one consistent pitcher on both of my fantasy teams, Jeff Samardzija is in for a world of hurt tonight against the “potent” padres lineup. Plus […]
AJ Burnett + Dongs = Sticky Mess
After last nights incredibly boring loss to the stupid fartface Pirates, I was at least able to revel in the fact that it was quick and under three hours. The […]
Man Do I Hate Baltimore
As I’m at the game today, I’m too lazy to write a full post recapping the epic Norf vs Deno Tweeter battle last night at the worlds most boring game. […]
Baltimore is a Horrible City: Part Deux
As we covered earlier this season, Baltimore is a league leader in the category of awfulness and despair. A people ever so proud of their Utz chips and Natty Boh, […]
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