Petco Park Ushers Uncensored
I had the pleasure of going to an alumni group event on Saturday that included meeting boy millionaire Jedd Gyorko, provided all the Bud Heavy I could, and had a […]
Author Archives: Harold James Preller
Jedd Gyorko Night in San Diego
In a stroke of marketing genius, the Padres and Wayne Partello have designated tonight Jedd Gyorko Replica Jersey Night, which CONVENIENTLY coincides with Jedd being signed to a long term […]
Man, Do I Hate Those Giants – A Rebuke of the Stupid San Francisco Giants and Their Stupid Stadium
So yesterday didn’t go according to plan for the Padres. Needing one win to get back to .500, the team blew it. The Padres new/old BIG BAT, Xavier Nady, cleanup […]
Staring .500 in the Face – BEAT THE SUPER LAME ROCKIES
After an all around crushing victory by the Padres last night, led by totally awesome Andrew Cashner, future mayor of San Diego, the Padres have clawed to within one […]
Padres To Keep the Roll Going Versus Stupid Rockies and Buttface Troy Tulowitzki
After a riveting and hilarious victory last night over the putrid Rockies, the Padres are set to keep the roll going against their hated rivals tonight. Led by Rowdy Robbie […]
Are the Padres Bloggers Shills for the Team?
There was a debate on the Tweeters last week about whether the Padres were just lavishing food, booze, tickets and access to selected Padres blogs to curry favor and ensure […]
Ignore the Negative Nancys – Padres to Literally Eviscerate Tigers Tonight
A lot of Fatalist Friedas out there pretty much assumed the Padres would get swept by the Tigers this weekend. After all, they can’t hit and Chase Headley is the […]
Petco Park Food Report 2K14 – Bringing Encinitas/Cardiff to Petco Park
With decades of mediocre Padres baseball under my belt, I’ve learned that one thing about going to Padres games that will always excite is new food options. This year’s club […]
Andrew Cashner is Daryl Dixon
With no Padres baseball today, we all get a chance to catch up on Walking Dead on our DVRs. I couldn’t help but notice that all time fan favorite Daryl […]
Padres Mobile Tickets Are Hindenburgesque Disaster
While the Padres brass has been rolling out the red carpet for local bloggers and media the past few days, it’s most loyal customers have been dealing with the worst […]
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