Swing For Your Seats Recap – Gabe Kapler Is A Zilch
When I was a kid growing up in San Diego, I had two wishes. To get a Benny Santiago autograph at a game, and to one day play on the […]
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Check Out What a Total Zilch Yasiel Puig Is
With Opening Night/Day/Whatever coming up tomorrow against the Dogers, it is only fair to remind the Padres Jagoff audience what a complete and total dick lick Yasiel Puig is, and […]
Conspiracy Theory – Padres, Time Warner and Fox Sports San Diego’s Convenient Deal
I caught up on the past couple episodes of the fantastic Padres and Pints podcast yesterday on my run and thought the discussion of the new Time Warner/FSSD deal was […]
Cut the cord? Here’s how to bypass MLB.TV blackout restrictions and get the Padres games
So great news on the TV front for Padres fans this season, right? Stupid jerkfaces Time Warner are finally carrying Fox Sports San Diego so all these new areas of […]
Padres Look for First Spring Win
Well at least we can’t lose our reigning Vedder Cup CHAMPIONSHIP during Spring Training. The Padres dropped their first two spring games in embarassing fashion to the Mariners, but there […]
Pedro Ciriaco MLB Network Sighting! Also Yasiel Puig Still the Worst.
Since I have nothing to do during the day except tend to yellow poop in diapers and bounce a baby around like a Bop It, I got the chance to […]
Chase Headley is the Iceberg the Titanic Hit
Thanks to my last week of paternity leave and a well behaved baby, I can actually write posts instead of just drawing dongs (don’t worry, the dongs are coming). I […]
State of the Padres Blogosphere
When I was living on the East Coast for a decade, I became so desperate for Padres baseball that I started Alta Vista-ing some of those newfangled weblogs that were […]
Padres Jagoff is back for 2014! Clayton Kershaw’s New Contract – Padres Arch Nemesis
After a long offseason hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back and ready for 2014. Now that I have a newborn baby and am taking some time off work, I’ll have a […]
Padres Beat Up on Dodgers JV Squad, Plan to Castrate Kershaw Tonight
After last night’s thrilling victory over Edinson Volquez and the LA Doyers featuring one of the worst MLB lineups I’ve ever seen. Tonight they face Clayton Kershaw who they will […]
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