AJ Burnett + Dongs = Sticky Mess
After last nights incredibly boring loss to the stupid fartface Pirates, I was at least able to revel in the fact that it was quick and under three hours. The […]
Category Archives: Padres
Padres Face Off Against Hardened Criminal Mike Leake
After a thrilling series victory over the hated D-backs, the Padres FINALLY come home to crush the Reds. I don’t have any strong feelings against the Reds but I do […]
Keep the Winning Going
After an awesome time at the Padres Social Media night, I got too lazy to write a nice wrap up. I’ll get it tomorrow. Maybe. Regardless, it was a pleasure […]
So Much Free Baseball – Padres lead assault against Canada
I can proudly say I stayed up to see the end of the game last night. All 18 innings or whatever. I might have dozed off for a half inning […]
Nightmare Before Strasmas
Living in DC for a long time, I had first hand observation of the Strasburg hype once he hit the majors. Strasmas as it was known. One Tommy John surgery later, Strasburg […]
Padres to Continue Beat Down of America’s Worst City
Baltimore is a terrible city. Like really terrible. It’s not just the slums that The Wire show. It’s not the fact that if you walk 3 blocks off of the […]
Norfmania
With Norf-mania sweeping San Diego, what better way to celebrate the Norf than by rehashing an old MS Paint bit from last season. Get it? Norf is firing off some […]
Cody Ransom is a Jerk
Not that I was ever hopeful for him succeeding on the Padres, but Cody Ransom did his best to make us Padres fans miss him. This, he was a shoo […]
Padres Face Off Against Jeff Samardzinotgonnaworkhereanymore
After a glorious sweep of the poo poo Giants, the Padres head out to Chicago to face the hated Cubs. We can look forward to Kyle Blanks hitting infinity home […]
Super Cheater Ryan Braun in Town to be Pummeled
Ryan Braun doesn’t get enough booing for how big of a steroid using, loophole using cheater that he is. Luckily, we have our chance tonight against the hated Brewers. Let’s […]
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