This (Last) Week in Padres Twitter – 5/8/17
After a week that saw the Padres win 3 in a row to climb to 12-16, leading to an echo of the reactionary media saying “hey they’re not so bad!”, […]
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This (Last) Week In Padres Twitter – 5/1/2017
First off, this: https://twitter.com/PadresJagoff/status/856746030523498496 This was the week Padres Twitter’s collective Austin Hedges erections came to the fully turgid stage. Now we can go into the wait and see stage […]
Christian Bethancourt Racks up Rapid Rewards Points On The Way to El Paso
In a terrible hit to the Padres marketing department, “the most interesting man in baseball” Christian Bethancourt was outrighted from the 40 man roster and sent to El Paso. The […]
This Week In Padres Twitter – 4/21/17
So while I was traveling to Atlanta to watch the Padres play the Braves at Suntrust Park, SHOCKINGLY Marver didn’t post last week’s This Week In Padres Twitter. Before we […]
This Week In Padres Twitter – 4/7/17
The home opener is here, and we’ve gotten a week of real, actual, low quality Padres baseball to consume. It’s been great. And the Padres blogosphere ha been humming too. […]
This Week In Padres Twitter – 3/31/17
In what should be unsurprising to everyone, Marver did not prepare this week’s This Week In Padres Twitter. This week I planned on his lackadaisical attitude to the hot new […]
The “Revamped” 20 Game Padres Season Ticket Package: A Review
We’ve made no secret here on Gwynntelligence that the Padres have systematically destroyed parts of their season ticket base, not just with poor performance on the field, but with greedy […]
Let’s Check In On The Blashwagon
Here we are, a year after the first round of Jabari Blashmania, largely fueled by me. Last year we saw Blash hit bombs in Spring Training, capped off by a […]
This (Last) Week in Padres Twitter – 3/27/17
In a new recurring trend, Marver dropped the ball last week AGAIN in getting out the hot, new weekly digest: This Week In Padres Twitter. It’s clear that Marver doesn’t […]
This (Last) Week in Padres Twitter – 3/20/17
So Marver was supposed to do last week’s edition of This Week in Padres Twitter, but as we’ve all gotten so used to, he disappointed us. So here I am […]
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