Petco Park Food Report 2K14 – Bringing Encinitas/Cardiff to Petco Park
With decades of mediocre Padres baseball under my belt, I’ve learned that one thing about going to Padres games that will always excite is new food options. This year’s club […]
Andrew Cashner is Daryl Dixon
With no Padres baseball today, we all get a chance to catch up on Walking Dead on our DVRs. I couldn’t help but notice that all time fan favorite Daryl […]
Padres Mobile Tickets Are Hindenburgesque Disaster
While the Padres brass has been rolling out the red carpet for local bloggers and media the past few days, it’s most loyal customers have been dealing with the worst […]
Swing For Your Seats Recap – Gabe Kapler Is A Zilch
When I was a kid growing up in San Diego, I had two wishes. To get a Benny Santiago autograph at a game, and to one day play on the […]
Check Out What a Total Zilch Yasiel Puig Is
With Opening Night/Day/Whatever coming up tomorrow against the Dogers, it is only fair to remind the Padres Jagoff audience what a complete and total dick lick Yasiel Puig is, and […]
Conspiracy Theory – Padres, Time Warner and Fox Sports San Diego’s Convenient Deal
I caught up on the past couple episodes of the fantastic Padres and Pints podcast yesterday on my run and thought the discussion of the new Time Warner/FSSD deal was […]
Cut the cord? Here’s how to bypass MLB.TV blackout restrictions and get the Padres games
So great news on the TV front for Padres fans this season, right? Stupid jerkfaces Time Warner are finally carrying Fox Sports San Diego so all these new areas of […]
Padres Look for First Spring Win
Well at least we can’t lose our reigning Vedder Cup CHAMPIONSHIP during Spring Training. The Padres dropped their first two spring games in embarassing fashion to the Mariners, but there […]
Pedro Ciriaco MLB Network Sighting! Also Yasiel Puig Still the Worst.
Since I have nothing to do during the day except tend to yellow poop in diapers and bounce a baby around like a Bop It, I got the chance to […]
Chase Headley is the Iceberg the Titanic Hit
Thanks to my last week of paternity leave and a well behaved baby, I can actually write posts instead of just drawing dongs (don’t worry, the dongs are coming). I […]
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