I guess if the Padres are going to lose and get swept by the Dodgers, they may as well do it in the most crushing, embarassing way possible.  Extra points […]

I’ll be attending this game – IN PERSON – so I’m hoping the Padres put on a good show.  One thing’s been bothering me about Petco Park as I explore […]

Yes, Chris Denorfia literally defecated on the D-backs with his 8th inning homer.  Literally excreted feces right on their heads.  The D-backs had to shower off from the sweat of […]

Obviously the Padres and Dodgers have an awesome rivalry, capped off by the time in 1996 when the Padres swept the Dodgers at the end of the season to steal […]

After a terrible start to the season against the Dodgers, the Padres host the Diamondbacks starting Tuesday.  I’ve got a ticket to Thursday’s game which should be epic.  After going […]

In my second try at doing Padres Jagoff, I now have oodles of spare time to devote to the blog and the associated Padres related dick jokes.  The Padres blogosphere […]