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Opening Day vs Jon Niese the Pe-niese

April 1, 2013by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

In honor of opening day, Padres Jagoff is making a triumphant return. The Padres are facing the sad sack Mets this morning, led by relative unknown Jon Niese. As this […]

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Jon Niese, Loads, Padres, Padres Jagoff

Jayson Werth is thirsty!

April 25, 2012by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

The Padres are playing the Nats this week – the 1st place Nats – though I’d never say that after watching the Nats in DC since they moved there in […]

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Jayson Werth, Nationals, Padres, Padres Jagoff, Semen

Todd Helton Has A Secret Talent! Padres win!

April 17, 2012by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]

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Padres Jagoff, Uncategorized

Getting Crushed is Fun!

April 17, 2012by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

I guess if the Padres are going to lose and get swept by the Dodgers, they may as well do it in the most crushing, embarassing way possible.  Extra points […]

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WHERE ARE LUCHA LIBRE TACOS IN PETCO?!?!?!?!?

April 12, 2012by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

I’ll be attending this game – IN PERSON – so I’m hoping the Padres put on a good show.  One thing’s been bothering me about Petco Park as I explore […]

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Padres Jagoff, Uncategorized

Plop plop! Take that D-backs

April 12, 2012by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

Yes, Chris Denorfia literally defecated on the D-backs with his 8th inning homer.  Literally excreted feces right on their heads.  The D-backs had to shower off from the sweat of […]

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Padres Jagoff, Uncategorized

Dodgers Fans Hate the Handicapped

April 10, 2012by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

Obviously the Padres and Dodgers have an awesome rivalry, capped off by the time in 1996 when the Padres swept the Dodgers at the end of the season to steal […]

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Padres Jagoff, Uncategorized

Padres vs. Diamondbacks – Chris Young’s Secret

April 10, 2012by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

After a terrible start to the season against the Dodgers, the Padres host the Diamondbacks starting Tuesday.  I’ve got a ticket to Thursday’s game which should be epic.  After going […]

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Padres Jagoff, Uncategorized

Hello world! Time for Padres dick jokes!

April 10, 2012by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

In my second try at doing Padres Jagoff, I now have oodles of spare time to devote to the blog and the associated Padres related dick jokes.  The Padres blogosphere […]

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