Opening Day vs Jon Niese the Pe-niese
In honor of opening day, Padres Jagoff is making a triumphant return. The Padres are facing the sad sack Mets this morning, led by relative unknown Jon Niese. As this […]
In honor of opening day, Padres Jagoff is making a triumphant return. The Padres are facing the sad sack Mets this morning, led by relative unknown Jon Niese. As this […]
The Padres are playing the Nats this week – the 1st place Nats – though I’d never say that after watching the Nats in DC since they moved there in […]
As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]
I guess if the Padres are going to lose and get swept by the Dodgers, they may as well do it in the most crushing, embarassing way possible. Extra points […]
I’ll be attending this game – IN PERSON – so I’m hoping the Padres put on a good show. One thing’s been bothering me about Petco Park as I explore […]
Yes, Chris Denorfia literally defecated on the D-backs with his 8th inning homer. Literally excreted feces right on their heads. The D-backs had to shower off from the sweat of […]
Obviously the Padres and Dodgers have an awesome rivalry, capped off by the time in 1996 when the Padres swept the Dodgers at the end of the season to steal […]
After a terrible start to the season against the Dodgers, the Padres host the Diamondbacks starting Tuesday. I’ve got a ticket to Thursday’s game which should be epic. After going […]
In my second try at doing Padres Jagoff, I now have oodles of spare time to devote to the blog and the associated Padres related dick jokes. The Padres blogosphere […]