Opening Day vs Jon Niese the Pe-niese
In honor of opening day, Padres Jagoff is making a triumphant return. The Padres are facing the sad sack Mets this morning, led by relative unknown Jon Niese. As this […]
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Jayson Werth is thirsty!
The Padres are playing the Nats this week – the 1st place Nats – though I’d never say that after watching the Nats in DC since they moved there in […]
Todd Helton Has A Secret Talent! Padres win!
As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]
Getting Crushed is Fun!
I guess if the Padres are going to lose and get swept by the Dodgers, they may as well do it in the most crushing, embarassing way possible. Extra points […]
WHERE ARE LUCHA LIBRE TACOS IN PETCO?!?!?!?!?
I’ll be attending this game – IN PERSON – so I’m hoping the Padres put on a good show. One thing’s been bothering me about Petco Park as I explore […]
Plop plop! Take that D-backs
Yes, Chris Denorfia literally defecated on the D-backs with his 8th inning homer. Literally excreted feces right on their heads. The D-backs had to shower off from the sweat of […]
Dodgers Fans Hate the Handicapped
Obviously the Padres and Dodgers have an awesome rivalry, capped off by the time in 1996 when the Padres swept the Dodgers at the end of the season to steal […]
Padres vs. Diamondbacks – Chris Young’s Secret
After a terrible start to the season against the Dodgers, the Padres host the Diamondbacks starting Tuesday. I’ve got a ticket to Thursday’s game which should be epic. After going […]
Hello world! Time for Padres dick jokes!
In my second try at doing Padres Jagoff, I now have oodles of spare time to devote to the blog and the associated Padres related dick jokes. The Padres blogosphere […]
