To celebrate the long awaited home opener, we bring you our expert prediction via MS Paint illustration of today’s game.  The Padres can’t possibly start the season 1-6.  Right?  RIGHT?!?!  […]

As long as the Padres want to continue this silly charade of not playing winning baseball, we here at Padres Jagoff can keep harassing the opposing team via MS Paint […]

Putting the MS Paint dick jokes on hold for a second, I think it’s important to discuss an important issue facing the Padres. I saw some recent discussion on Padres […]

This picture was almost too easy.  With the crushing Padres victory yesterday, it’s time for our BIG FREE AGENT ACQUISITION to show he’s worth all those millios.  Jason Marquis will […]

As a season ticket holder, wait… sorry… a MEMBER, I obsess over the food options at Petco.  I nagged last season about why, oh why, the Padres would tease us […]

As the Padres head to Colorado after a tough weekend where they continually got crushed, struck out, lost in mind boggling fashion, and in general destroyed fan confidence, we can […]

I guess if the Padres are going to lose and get swept by the Dodgers, they may as well do it in the most crushing, embarassing way possible.  Extra points […]

I’ll be attending this game – IN PERSON – so I’m hoping the Padres put on a good show.  One thing’s been bothering me about Petco Park as I explore […]

Yes, Chris Denorfia literally defecated on the D-backs with his 8th inning homer.  Literally excreted feces right on their heads.  The D-backs had to shower off from the sweat of […]

Obviously the Padres and Dodgers have an awesome rivalry, capped off by the time in 1996 when the Padres swept the Dodgers at the end of the season to steal […]