Fowler and the Padres Take A Dump on Bringing Back the Brown
I was away last weekend on family business up in Washington. My best laid plans at the start of the season to go to the Saturday and Sunday games flew […]
Secrets of Petco Park
Totally ignoring the subpar onfield performance of the Padres this season, management has undertaken a few fan unfriendly policies to wring every last dollar out of Petco Park. The team […]
Padres to Beat Marlins? Maybe? Just a smidge of a chance possibly? Depressing state of affairs.
So Padres nation seems to be pretty beaten down lately. And can you blame them? This team is abysmal to watch. Yeah, the pitching is good, and yeah, real baseball […]
Degarfinkelization: Why Can’t We Keep The Good Stuff?
I don’t think there’s many Padres fans that think the Jeff Moorad regime was a great ownership group. The team certainly didn’t thrive under them, and Moorad oversaw the great […]
Winning this Series, Crushing the Stupid Jagoff Giants, and Giving up on Yonder Alonso
So last night was fun. Another riveting, offense powered delight of a game to watch. Amidst the misery though, there was reason for optimism. Bud Black is finally starting to […]
Petco Park Ushers Uncensored
I had the pleasure of going to an alumni group event on Saturday that included meeting boy millionaire Jedd Gyorko, provided all the Bud Heavy I could, and had a […]
Jedd Gyorko Night in San Diego
In a stroke of marketing genius, the Padres and Wayne Partello have designated tonight Jedd Gyorko Replica Jersey Night, which CONVENIENTLY coincides with Jedd being signed to a long term […]
Man, Do I Hate Those Giants – A Rebuke of the Stupid San Francisco Giants and Their Stupid Stadium
So yesterday didn’t go according to plan for the Padres. Needing one win to get back to .500, the team blew it. The Padres new/old BIG BAT, Xavier Nady, cleanup […]
Staring .500 in the Face – BEAT THE SUPER LAME ROCKIES
After an all around crushing victory by the Padres last night, led by totally awesome Andrew Cashner, future mayor of San Diego, the Padres have clawed to within one […]
Padres To Keep the Roll Going Versus Stupid Rockies and Buttface Troy Tulowitzki
After a riveting and hilarious victory last night over the putrid Rockies, the Padres are set to keep the roll going against their hated rivals tonight. Led by Rowdy Robbie […]
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