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Padres to Beat Marlins? Maybe? Just a smidge of a chance possibly? Depressing state of affairs.

May 9, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So Padres nation seems to be pretty beaten down lately.  And can you blame them?  This team is abysmal to watch.  Yeah, the pitching is good, and yeah, real baseball […]

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cardiff crack, dongs, jose fernandez, Padres, Padres Jagoff, pathetic offense

Degarfinkelization: Why Can’t We Keep The Good Stuff?

May 8, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

I don’t think there’s many Padres fans that think the Jeff Moorad regime was a great ownership group.  The team certainly didn’t thrive under them, and Moorad oversaw the great […]

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Degarfinkelization, I miss Breakfasttown, Mike Dee, Padres, Padres Jagoff, Wayne Partello

Winning this Series, Crushing the Stupid Jagoff Giants, and Giving up on Yonder Alonso

April 30, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So last night was fun.  Another riveting, offense powered delight of a game to watch.  Amidst the misery though, there was reason for optimism.  Bud Black is finally starting to […]

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Petco Park Ushers Uncensored

April 21, 2014by Harold James Preller 2 Comments

I had the pleasure of going to an alumni group event on Saturday that included meeting boy millionaire Jedd Gyorko, provided all the Bud Heavy I could, and had a […]

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investigative reporting, Padres Jagoff, ushers talk

Jedd Gyorko Night in San Diego

April 19, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

In a stroke of marketing genius, the Padres and Wayne Partello have designated tonight Jedd Gyorko Replica Jersey Night, which CONVENIENTLY coincides with Jedd being signed to a long term […]

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Man, Do I Hate Those Giants – A Rebuke of the Stupid San Francisco Giants and Their Stupid Stadium

April 18, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

So yesterday didn’t go according to plan for the Padres.  Needing one win to get back to .500, the team blew it.  The Padres new/old BIG BAT, Xavier Nady, cleanup […]

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Staring .500 in the Face – BEAT THE SUPER LAME ROCKIES

April 17, 2014by Harold James Preller 1 Comment

  After an all around crushing victory by the Padres last night, led by totally awesome Andrew Cashner, future mayor of San Diego, the Padres have clawed to within one […]

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dongs, franklin morales, Padres Jagoff

Padres To Keep the Roll Going Versus Stupid Rockies and Buttface Troy Tulowitzki

April 16, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

After a riveting and hilarious victory last night over the putrid Rockies, the Padres are set to keep the roll going against their hated rivals tonight.  Led by Rowdy Robbie […]

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Are the Padres Bloggers Shills for the Team?

April 13, 2014by Harold James Preller 3 Comments

There was a debate on the Tweeters last week about whether the Padres were just lavishing food, booze, tickets and access to selected Padres blogs to curry favor and ensure […]

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Ignore the Negative Nancys – Padres to Literally Eviscerate Tigers Tonight

April 12, 2014by Harold James Preller Leave a comment

A lot of Fatalist Friedas out there pretty much assumed the Padres would get swept by the Tigers this weekend.  After all, they can’t hit and Chase Headley is the […]

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dongs, fatalist friedas, miguel cabrera, negative nancys, Padres Jagoff

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