Hey, Remember Jim Edmonds on the Padres?
Hey remember the old days when our awesome general manager at the time traded promising 3B prospect David Freese for less than 2 months of sub-mediocre performance by Jim Edmonds? […]
Gio Gonzalez? More like Gio Dongzalez! Amirite?!?!
After a thorough crushing last night, at least we can take solace in the fact that the stadium was really into the game which made it a little more fun. […]
Nightmare Before Strasmas
Living in DC for a long time, I had first hand observation of the Strasburg hype once he hit the majors. Strasmas as it was known. One Tommy John surgery later, Strasburg […]
Padres to Continue Beat Down of America’s Worst City
Baltimore is a terrible city. Like really terrible. It’s not just the slums that The Wire show. It’s not the fact that if you walk 3 blocks off of the […]
The Padres Jagoff Take on the Change the Padres Movement
When I first heard about the Change the Padres movement on the Darren Smith Show months ago, I was totally pumped. Pumped that someone, in this case David Marver, was […]
Norfmania
With Norf-mania sweeping San Diego, what better way to celebrate the Norf than by rehashing an old MS Paint bit from last season. Get it? Norf is firing off some […]
Cody Ransom is a Jerk
Not that I was ever hopeful for him succeeding on the Padres, but Cody Ransom did his best to make us Padres fans miss him. This, he was a shoo […]
Padres Face Off Against Jeff Samardzinotgonnaworkhereanymore
After a glorious sweep of the poo poo Giants, the Padres head out to Chicago to face the hated Cubs. We can look forward to Kyle Blanks hitting infinity home […]
Super Cheater Ryan Braun in Town to be Pummeled
Ryan Braun doesn’t get enough booing for how big of a steroid using, loophole using cheater that he is. Luckily, we have our chance tonight against the hated Brewers. Let’s […]
Padres to Decapitate Giants Tonight
Heartbreaking loss last night. At this point, us Padres fans should be pretty desensitized to losses of all kinds, so whatever. Worst case, we watch these losses, crush some high […]
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