Skin the Diamondbacks
So last nights game against Randall Delgado didn’t go according to plan. Tonight will be different against stupid Tyler Skaggs. I’m hoping the Padres will be in position for a […]
After Summer Hiatus, Padres Jagoff is Back. AND Social Media Night Recap from 3 Weeks Ago.
After a brief summer hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back to provide plenty of dick pics. A lot happened during the hiatus, including Padres Jagoff’s big debut to the Padres blogosphere […]
Keep the Winning Going
After an awesome time at the Padres Social Media night, I got too lazy to write a nice wrap up. I’ll get it tomorrow. Maybe. Regardless, it was a pleasure […]
A New Padres Regime
When Tom Garfinkel took power, he was a complete opposite of the previous Alderson management regime. Alderson was a baseball guy, trying to use his experience with Moneyball to build […]
Let’s Try Not To Get Blown Out Tonight
After last nights embarassing loss, I was reminded that there are not very many Padres fans in DC. I counted 2 other Padres fans in the hoity toity PNC Diamond […]
Bryce Harper in a Sticky Situation
After a totally crushing couple of weeks for the Padres, they head to DC to take on the overrated Nationals. The Padres have an outstanding record historically at DC, which […]
Kyle Blanks for Emperor
Last night was one of the best wins of the season, made better by the utter thrashing of noted zilch Jonathan Papelbon. The spirit of the Rally Unicorn was strong […]
Pedro Ciriaco to Hit for 2 Cycles Tonight Versus the Hated Doyers
After last night’s thrilling win, made more thrilling by Huston Street’s regularly expected putrid performance, the Padres are set to take on the Doyers best pitcher, Clayton Kershaw tonight. After […]
Yasiel Puig Has New Toys! Go Padres!
During the Padres awesome winning streak, I found myself glued to the TV and to my seat at Petco Park, and totally blew off drawing dongs in MS Paint. Luckily, […]
Delta Bravos. Also, Larry "Chipper" Jones is the worst. Go Padres.
As has been publicized for years now on the illustrious baseball blog, Go Mets Die Braves, the Braves are a terrible, terrible team that employs terrible, terrible players. Now retired, none […]
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