Kyle Blanks for Emperor
Last night was one of the best wins of the season, made better by the utter thrashing of noted zilch Jonathan Papelbon. The spirit of the Rally Unicorn was strong […]
Pedro Ciriaco to Hit for 2 Cycles Tonight Versus the Hated Doyers
After last night’s thrilling win, made more thrilling by Huston Street’s regularly expected putrid performance, the Padres are set to take on the Doyers best pitcher, Clayton Kershaw tonight. After […]
Yasiel Puig Has New Toys! Go Padres!
During the Padres awesome winning streak, I found myself glued to the TV and to my seat at Petco Park, and totally blew off drawing dongs in MS Paint. Luckily, […]
Delta Bravos. Also, Larry "Chipper" Jones is the worst. Go Padres.
As has been publicized for years now on the illustrious baseball blog, Go Mets Die Braves, the Braves are a terrible, terrible team that employs terrible, terrible players. Now retired, none […]
Sick of Yasiel Puig
It’s been one day of media hype and I’m already sick of Yasiel Puig. Maybe today Bud Black can actually put our top 3 hitters into the lineup and we […]
So Much Free Baseball – Padres lead assault against Canada
I can proudly say I stayed up to see the end of the game last night. All 18 innings or whatever. I might have dozed off for a half inning […]
Vedder Cup to Remain in San Diego FOREVER
With the victory last night, the Padres ensured that the vaunted Vedder Cup stays in its rightful home right here in San Diego. That’s a good thing since Felix Hernandez is pitching […]
Vedder Cup 2013
In the midst of Vedder Cup mania, and with Fox Sports San Diego mentioning it approximately 47,000 times tonight, thought it was time for Padres Jagoff to both throw their […]
Hey, Remember Jim Edmonds on the Padres?
Hey remember the old days when our awesome general manager at the time traded promising 3B prospect David Freese for less than 2 months of sub-mediocre performance by Jim Edmonds? […]
Gio Gonzalez? More like Gio Dongzalez! Amirite?!?!
After a thorough crushing last night, at least we can take solace in the fact that the stadium was really into the game which made it a little more fun. […]
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