Dodgers Are the Worst
We are hitting the home stretch in this epic battle for third place in the division. Luckily the Doyers clinched last night so we don’t have to watch stomp sandcastles […]
Author Archives: Harold James Preller
Tim Lincecum is Still A Zilch
I had the pleasure of checking out AT&T Park a couple months ago for a Giants-Reds game. Tim Lincecum started and gave up 7 runs in the first two innings. […]
The Diamondbacks are Stupid Jerks
After devoting four hours to watching the game last night, even after forgetting to summon the Rally Unicorn, the Padres played as if the spirit of the treasured Rally Unicorn […]
Jeff Samardzija? More like Jeff Bukkakezija! AMIRITE?!?!
Even though he’s been the one consistent pitcher on both of my fantasy teams, Jeff Samardzija is in for a world of hurt tonight against the “potent” padres lineup. Plus […]
AJ Burnett + Dongs = Sticky Mess
After last nights incredibly boring loss to the stupid fartface Pirates, I was at least able to revel in the fact that it was quick and under three hours. The […]
Man Do I Hate Baltimore
As I’m at the game today, I’m too lazy to write a full post recapping the epic Norf vs Deno Tweeter battle last night at the worlds most boring game. […]
Baltimore is a Horrible City: Part Deux
As we covered earlier this season, Baltimore is a league leader in the category of awfulness and despair. A people ever so proud of their Utz chips and Natty Boh, […]
Let’s All Make A Big Deal About the Stupid Yankees!
So the Yankees are in town. Great. As a season ticket holder, I was mildly peeved that the Padres greedily moved my normal Saturday night game to Sunday, even though […]
The Rally Unicorn Comes Through! The legend grows…
In an auspicious debut, the remorseless slaughtering machine Rally Unicorn ™ came through in the clutch, rallying a Yonder Alonso lead off walk in the ninth, followed by a Denorfia […]
Padres Face Off Against Hardened Criminal Mike Leake
After a thrilling series victory over the hated D-backs, the Padres FINALLY come home to crush the Reds. I don’t have any strong feelings against the Reds but I do […]
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