Check Out What a Total Zilch Yasiel Puig Is
With Opening Night/Day/Whatever coming up tomorrow against the Dogers, it is only fair to remind the Padres Jagoff audience what a complete and total dick lick Yasiel Puig is, and […]
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Padres Jagoff is back for 2014! Clayton Kershaw’s New Contract – Padres Arch Nemesis
After a long offseason hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back and ready for 2014. Now that I have a newborn baby and am taking some time off work, I’ll have a […]
AJ Burnett + Dongs = Sticky Mess
After last nights incredibly boring loss to the stupid fartface Pirates, I was at least able to revel in the fact that it was quick and under three hours. The […]
Baltimore is a Horrible City: Part Deux
As we covered earlier this season, Baltimore is a league leader in the category of awfulness and despair. A people ever so proud of their Utz chips and Natty Boh, […]
Let’s All Make A Big Deal About the Stupid Yankees!
So the Yankees are in town. Great. As a season ticket holder, I was mildly peeved that the Padres greedily moved my normal Saturday night game to Sunday, even though […]
After Summer Hiatus, Padres Jagoff is Back. AND Social Media Night Recap from 3 Weeks Ago.
After a brief summer hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back to provide plenty of dick pics. A lot happened during the hiatus, including Padres Jagoff’s big debut to the Padres blogosphere […]
Yasiel Puig Has New Toys! Go Padres!
During the Padres awesome winning streak, I found myself glued to the TV and to my seat at Petco Park, and totally blew off drawing dongs in MS Paint. Luckily, […]
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