Man Do I Hate Baltimore
As I’m at the game today, I’m too lazy to write a full post recapping the epic Norf vs Deno Tweeter battle last night at the worlds most boring game. […]
Baltimore is a Horrible City: Part Deux
As we covered earlier this season, Baltimore is a league leader in the category of awfulness and despair. A people ever so proud of their Utz chips and Natty Boh, […]
Let’s All Make A Big Deal About the Stupid Yankees!
So the Yankees are in town. Great. As a season ticket holder, I was mildly peeved that the Padres greedily moved my normal Saturday night game to Sunday, even though […]
The Rally Unicorn Comes Through! The legend grows…
In an auspicious debut, the remorseless slaughtering machine Rally Unicorn ™ came through in the clutch, rallying a Yonder Alonso lead off walk in the ninth, followed by a Denorfia […]
Padres Face Off Against Hardened Criminal Mike Leake
After a thrilling series victory over the hated D-backs, the Padres FINALLY come home to crush the Reds. I don’t have any strong feelings against the Reds but I do […]
Patrick Corbin is Overrated. Padres Go for Series Win.
Actually, I have no idea if Patrick Corbin is overrated. He pretty easily dispatched the Padres last time he faced them. Plus, he seems to pretty easily dispatch most of […]
Skin the Diamondbacks
So last nights game against Randall Delgado didn’t go according to plan. Tonight will be different against stupid Tyler Skaggs. I’m hoping the Padres will be in position for a […]
After Summer Hiatus, Padres Jagoff is Back. AND Social Media Night Recap from 3 Weeks Ago.
After a brief summer hiatus, Padres Jagoff is back to provide plenty of dick pics. A lot happened during the hiatus, including Padres Jagoff’s big debut to the Padres blogosphere […]
Keep the Winning Going
After an awesome time at the Padres Social Media night, I got too lazy to write a nice wrap up. I’ll get it tomorrow. Maybe. Regardless, it was a pleasure […]
A New Padres Regime
When Tom Garfinkel took power, he was a complete opposite of the previous Alderson management regime. Alderson was a baseball guy, trying to use his experience with Moneyball to build […]
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